Blog Every Day in January Day 26: CALLED IT

I didn't actually watch the Grammy's, and I also am not currently invested enough in popular music at the moment (That's not a good thing, guys. This is not a bragging moment. I'M STUDYING TO BE A MUSIC TEACHER) to have a real opinion on any of the winners. But I did see some outrage on my Facebook news feed over Lorde winning her awards and all I want to say about that is:

Sorry I'm such a trendsetter.

It's clear to me that this blog post I wrote back in July was like the reason why Lorde's career took off. Like, I'm not trying to brag, but this blog reaches like ten whole people. That creates some kind of ripple affect I'm pretty sure. There's no way Royals would have even made it to the charts without my help. I practically won those Grammys for her...she owes me a lot. And based on the lack of messages in my Facebook inbox, I'm assuming she didn't even thank me in her speeches. Way to go, Lorde. Guess we're enemies now.

Guys I am running out of things to write about.